He seems to despise food.
His teeth are razor sharp .
He never sleeps.
He is freakishly strong.
And I would be willing to bet that I got
JUST as sick as Bella when I was pregnant with Baby W.
These well known facts,
have led me to one conclusion:
I’m just sayin,
the evidence is pretty compelling.
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54 Comments
SarainAkko
February 3, 2011 at 8:09 amThat was the clear conclusion. I have a freakishly strong eater, he must be from the other team. Hysterical.
Ruby
February 3, 2011 at 9:48 amYou forgot one: He is absolutely beautiful 🙂
Ashlee
February 3, 2011 at 12:16 pmYou are seriously the cutest thing on the planet! I stumbled across your blog this morning and i'm glad I did! I'm adding you to my google reader! xox
Missie Krissie
February 3, 2011 at 12:22 pmWell, obviously! What other conclusion could one draw from so many hard facts. The question is what now? Will you be raising him on humans or go the more socially accepted way (and the dreamy Edward's way) of animals? With those eyes I'm pretty sure he could lure any unsuspecting passerby into his trap!
Yeah… good luck with that! lol
Ali Rockwell
February 3, 2011 at 12:28 pmHa. I love it 🙂
Jessica
February 3, 2011 at 1:02 pmOMG that is so funny!!! When you said the "sick as Bella part" I literally laughed out loud! Good start to my day!
ps. I am TOTALLY obsessed with Edward…just ask my husband…
Shelley
February 3, 2011 at 1:08 pmAhhh!!! That's hillarious!
Sarah @ The Bird's Papaya
February 3, 2011 at 1:11 pmyou're hilarious.
seriously.
as if you just edited fangs onto your son.
I love it.
Kristyn @ Good Gravy Crafts
February 3, 2011 at 1:28 pmi am laughing so hard right now!
xx-Kristyn
mommatojoa
February 3, 2011 at 1:47 pmLOL! This made me chuckle.
What a great way for me to start the day, reading this post.
He is too dang cute!
stephanie
February 3, 2011 at 2:04 pmIt's obvious.
LOVE the pciture.
booturtle
February 3, 2011 at 2:12 pmNice! And I must agree that babies/kids are freakishly strong. I had no idea until I had a few of my own.
{just.lovely.things}
February 3, 2011 at 2:25 pmhow does he do with garlic and daylight? =)
Courtney
February 3, 2011 at 2:39 pmThat is so hilarious!
You've mentioned before that he has a sleep disorder. Do you mind if I ask what it is? I've been following your blog for a little over a month, and I love it!
[email protected] Present Life
February 3, 2011 at 3:09 pmThat's hilarious! Better not take him out in the sun…just in case!
Amie @ Kitty Cats and Airplanes
February 3, 2011 at 3:17 pmAhahaha! I almost "liked" this post but then I realized I wasn't on facebook. So, here I am telling you that I like it.
[email protected] Stitched
February 3, 2011 at 3:24 pmha ha ha ha
Stephanie
February 3, 2011 at 3:24 pmBWAH ha ha ha ha ha!! How cute, thanks for the laugh!!
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February 3, 2011 at 3:35 pmhahahahahah, I just laughed for forever after reading. You are so funny.
Life with the Websters!
February 3, 2011 at 3:37 pmHe sure is a beautiful vampire baby! And his momma is absolutely hilarious!
Michelle From Life Buy The Beach
February 3, 2011 at 3:43 pmi'm hoping when his teeth are in and he starts eating better that he switch to the other team. Jacob fan and the biggest Baby W fan on earth
hotpants™
February 3, 2011 at 3:48 pmWell, I obviously love this post.
Kara @ Mine for the Making
February 3, 2011 at 3:56 pmhahahhahhhahahhahhahaha!
Peanut Stitches
February 3, 2011 at 3:58 pmHaha, as long as his eyes don't turn black, I think that you will be ok!
Ashley
February 3, 2011 at 4:00 pmHahahaha best post eva!!! Xoxoxo
Jessica & Tracie
February 3, 2011 at 4:01 pmHis skin is totally twinkling! I about died laughing reading this and my girls and hubby both look over at me like I'm a crazy person! haha ROFL
Love and Hugs, Jess
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Jessica & Tracie
February 3, 2011 at 4:01 pmHis skin is totally twinkling! I about died laughing reading this and my girls and hubby both look over at me like I'm a crazy person! haha ROFL
Love and Hugs, Jess
theplannertheprocrastinator.blogspot.com
Diana
February 3, 2011 at 4:55 pmhahaha! Except he's a LOT cuter than Edward 🙂
Kassi @ Truly Lovely
February 3, 2011 at 5:27 pmWhat a sweet little vamp. he would be though!! 🙂
The Miller Family
February 3, 2011 at 5:39 pmHA! How funny. Now the hard part is figuring out who is cuter… I think Baby W is my winner!
The Girly Tomboy
February 3, 2011 at 5:59 pmha ha ha! why are babies teeth so sharp? I was really sad to stop nursing at 8 months, then my son got teeth and I was so grateful. lol
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Mindie Hilton
February 3, 2011 at 6:21 pmHow funny, I have 2 boys, one 8 and one will be 2 in April. We are all pale, and my toddler has issues with food too and sometimes bites, but not hard. Too cute, both of those boys above. Secret time, I don't claim a side, but I have Edward ring tones on my phone. 😉
You have really inspired me. Today on my own blog I posted some jewelry I made, hope you will check it out, being the Queen of such things. You rock.
http://bacontimewiththehungryhypo.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-chinese-new-year-jewelery.html
The Hansen's
February 3, 2011 at 6:45 pm<3 this post, thanks for the smile 🙂
stephaniegiese
February 3, 2011 at 7:52 pmlol, that was too cute!
also, I wanted to let you know that I gave you an award today. Come check it out if you get a chance:
http://binkiesandbriefcases.blogspot.com/2011/02/and-i-didnt-even-have-time-to-pick-out.html
Lexie Loo & Dylan Too
February 3, 2011 at 8:36 pmThat's hilarious!!!
Lexie Loo & Dylan Too
February 3, 2011 at 8:36 pmThat's hilarious!!!
Jessie K
February 3, 2011 at 8:43 pmAwww, c'mon! I'm totally Team Jacob here! I mean, why would you someone cold?? Warm is sooooo much better! Talk about a hottie…! 😉
PS Just to throw in a little philosophy here, I think Edward represents your head (cool, logical thinking) and Jacob is your heart (hot, passionate, follow your feelings). That's my 2 cents anyway! 😀
PeaceLoveApplesauce
February 3, 2011 at 10:51 pmAwwe!! And he's the cutest vampire baby eva!!
Jessi J.
February 3, 2011 at 11:40 pm(laughs) that is awesome. In a "I've needed a good laugh all day, and that caught me off guard" kind of awesome… thanks for the needed laugh ashley!!
Heather :: AFD Jewelry ::
February 3, 2011 at 11:43 pmHahahaha!! Funniest post ever!
Mama Jill
February 3, 2011 at 11:44 pmThis is HIlarious! I totally understand too… My son is almost all of those things too… hmmm…My son is super buff…. maybe he is jacob
Sarah
February 4, 2011 at 12:13 amHAHA! This TOTALLY made my day!!!!!!!! 🙂
but just to let you know… i'm 100000000% team jacob :)(but i STILL laughed my head off!)
Debbie - Families and Literacy
February 4, 2011 at 12:13 amHmm… I'm thinking those teeth are 'shopped! 😉
Larissa
February 4, 2011 at 3:48 amthis is absolutely hysterical! totally made me giggle out loud.
Eat.Sleep.Create.
elise
February 4, 2011 at 4:49 amThe boy's a stud.
MELISSA
February 4, 2011 at 6:13 pmhe is gorgeous(im talking about that baby:)
btw, im going to forever 21 tonight!!! yahooooooo!!!
Truthful Mommy
February 4, 2011 at 6:43 pmWhat an adorable little baby!I think much cuter than Pattinson:)Happy Friday!
Aubrey
February 5, 2011 at 12:08 amand this is yet another reason that I {love} you.
Nina @ Momma Go Round
February 5, 2011 at 1:39 amDying…this is hilarious! Well the Baby W I know and love gives me hugs and kisses. Sorry, no vampire. But W is much cuter!
Amy
February 5, 2011 at 2:03 amOh, but they are both soooo cute! Irresistable. 😉
Amy
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Renee
February 5, 2011 at 2:36 amBut he's just too cute to be an Edward
The Zeediks
February 7, 2011 at 6:44 amHYSTERICAL!! Honestly, I am with you 100% So is he the only one, or are you? or Ben? or is he like reneseme? I'm so intruigued!!
Jelena
February 9, 2011 at 10:40 amHi Ashley,
I found your blog few days ago and —-it's great! It is refreshing to read accounts of "real mama" with ups and downs. I am not Big on leaving comments, but just wanted to say that I will keep on reading it from now on!
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