So this is what i’m thinkin…

He seems to despise food.
His teeth are razor sharp .
He never sleeps.
He is freakishly strong.
And I would be willing to bet that I got
JUST as sick as Bella when I was pregnant with Baby W.
These well known facts,
have led me to one conclusion:
I’m just sayin,
the evidence is pretty compelling.
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:09 am

    That was the clear conclusion. I have a freakishly strong eater, he must be from the other team. Hysterical.

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    February 3, 2011 at 9:48 am

    You forgot one: He is absolutely beautiful πŸ™‚

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    February 3, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    You are seriously the cutest thing on the planet! I stumbled across your blog this morning and i'm glad I did! I'm adding you to my google reader! xox

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    Missie Krissie
    February 3, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Well, obviously! What other conclusion could one draw from so many hard facts. The question is what now? Will you be raising him on humans or go the more socially accepted way (and the dreamy Edward's way) of animals? With those eyes I'm pretty sure he could lure any unsuspecting passerby into his trap!
    Yeah… good luck with that! lol

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    Ali Rockwell
    February 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Ha. I love it πŸ™‚

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    February 3, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    OMG that is so funny!!! When you said the "sick as Bella part" I literally laughed out loud! Good start to my day!

    ps. I am TOTALLY obsessed with Edward…just ask my husband…

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    February 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Ahhh!!! That's hillarious!

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    Sarah @ The Bird's Papaya
    February 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    you're hilarious.
    as if you just edited fangs onto your son.
    I love it.

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    Kristyn @ Good Gravy Crafts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    i am laughing so hard right now!

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    February 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    LOL! This made me chuckle.
    What a great way for me to start the day, reading this post.

    He is too dang cute!

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    February 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    It's obvious.
    LOVE the pciture.

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    February 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Nice! And I must agree that babies/kids are freakishly strong. I had no idea until I had a few of my own.

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    February 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    how does he do with garlic and daylight? =)

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    February 3, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    That is so hilarious!

    You've mentioned before that he has a sleep disorder. Do you mind if I ask what it is? I've been following your blog for a little over a month, and I love it!

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    [email protected] Present Life
    February 3, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    That's hilarious! Better not take him out in the sun…just in case!

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    Amie @ Kitty Cats and Airplanes
    February 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Ahahaha! I almost "liked" this post but then I realized I wasn't on facebook. So, here I am telling you that I like it.

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    [email protected] Stitched
    February 3, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    ha ha ha ha

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    February 3, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    BWAH ha ha ha ha ha!! How cute, thanks for the laugh!!

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    [email protected]
    February 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    hahahahahah, I just laughed for forever after reading. You are so funny.

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    Life with the Websters!
    February 3, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    He sure is a beautiful vampire baby! And his momma is absolutely hilarious!

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    Michelle From Life Buy The Beach
    February 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    i'm hoping when his teeth are in and he starts eating better that he switch to the other team. Jacob fan and the biggest Baby W fan on earth

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    February 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Well, I obviously love this post.

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    Kara @ Mine for the Making
    February 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm


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    Peanut Stitches
    February 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Haha, as long as his eyes don't turn black, I think that you will be ok!

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    February 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Hahahaha best post eva!!! Xoxoxo

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    Jessica & Tracie
    February 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    His skin is totally twinkling! I about died laughing reading this and my girls and hubby both look over at me like I'm a crazy person! haha ROFL

    Love and Hugs, Jess

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    Jessica & Tracie
    February 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    His skin is totally twinkling! I about died laughing reading this and my girls and hubby both look over at me like I'm a crazy person! haha ROFL

    Love and Hugs, Jess

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    February 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    hahaha! Except he's a LOT cuter than Edward πŸ™‚

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    Kassi @ Truly Lovely
    February 3, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    What a sweet little vamp. he would be though!! πŸ™‚

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    The Miller Family
    February 3, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    HA! How funny. Now the hard part is figuring out who is cuter… I think Baby W is my winner!

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    The Girly Tomboy
    February 3, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    ha ha ha! why are babies teeth so sharp? I was really sad to stop nursing at 8 months, then my son got teeth and I was so grateful. lol

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    Mindie Hilton
    February 3, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    How funny, I have 2 boys, one 8 and one will be 2 in April. We are all pale, and my toddler has issues with food too and sometimes bites, but not hard. Too cute, both of those boys above. Secret time, I don't claim a side, but I have Edward ring tones on my phone. πŸ˜‰
    You have really inspired me. Today on my own blog I posted some jewelry I made, hope you will check it out, being the Queen of such things. You rock.

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    The Hansen's
    February 3, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    <3 this post, thanks for the smile πŸ™‚

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    February 3, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    lol, that was too cute!

    also, I wanted to let you know that I gave you an award today. Come check it out if you get a chance:

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    Lexie Loo & Dylan Too
    February 3, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    That's hilarious!!!

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    Lexie Loo & Dylan Too
    February 3, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    That's hilarious!!!

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    Jessie K
    February 3, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Awww, c'mon! I'm totally Team Jacob here! I mean, why would you someone cold?? Warm is sooooo much better! Talk about a hottie…! πŸ˜‰

    PS Just to throw in a little philosophy here, I think Edward represents your head (cool, logical thinking) and Jacob is your heart (hot, passionate, follow your feelings). That's my 2 cents anyway! πŸ˜€

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    February 3, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Awwe!! And he's the cutest vampire baby eva!!

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    Jessi J.
    February 3, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    (laughs) that is awesome. In a "I've needed a good laugh all day, and that caught me off guard" kind of awesome… thanks for the needed laugh ashley!!

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    Heather :: AFD Jewelry ::
    February 3, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    Hahahaha!! Funniest post ever!

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    Mama Jill
    February 3, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    This is HIlarious! I totally understand too… My son is almost all of those things too… hmmm…My son is super buff…. maybe he is jacob

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    February 4, 2011 at 12:13 am

    HAHA! This TOTALLY made my day!!!!!!!! πŸ™‚

    but just to let you know… i'm 100000000% team jacob :)(but i STILL laughed my head off!)

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    Debbie - Families and Literacy
    February 4, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Hmm… I'm thinking those teeth are 'shopped! πŸ˜‰

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    February 4, 2011 at 3:48 am

    this is absolutely hysterical! totally made me giggle out loud.


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    February 4, 2011 at 4:49 am

    The boy's a stud.

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    February 4, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    he is gorgeous(im talking about that baby:)
    btw, im going to forever 21 tonight!!! yahooooooo!!!

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    Truthful Mommy
    February 4, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    What an adorable little baby!I think much cuter than Pattinson:)Happy Friday!

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    February 5, 2011 at 12:08 am

    and this is yet another reason that I {love} you.

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    Nina @ Momma Go Round
    February 5, 2011 at 1:39 am

    Dying…this is hilarious! Well the Baby W I know and love gives me hugs and kisses. Sorry, no vampire. But W is much cuter!

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    February 5, 2011 at 2:03 am

    Oh, but they are both soooo cute! Irresistable. πŸ˜‰


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    February 5, 2011 at 2:36 am

    But he's just too cute to be an Edward

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    The Zeediks
    February 7, 2011 at 6:44 am

    HYSTERICAL!! Honestly, I am with you 100% So is he the only one, or are you? or Ben? or is he like reneseme? I'm so intruigued!!

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    February 9, 2011 at 10:40 am

    Hi Ashley,
    I found your blog few days ago and —-it's great! It is refreshing to read accounts of "real mama" with ups and downs. I am not Big on leaving comments, but just wanted to say that I will keep on reading it from now on!

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