He seems to despise food.
His teeth are razor sharp .
He never sleeps.
He is freakishly strong.
And I would be willing to bet that I got
JUST as sick as Bella when I was pregnant with Baby W.
These well known facts,
have led me to one conclusion:
I’m just sayin,
the evidence is pretty compelling.
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SarainAkko
That was the clear conclusion. I have a freakishly strong eater, he must be from the other team. Hysterical.
Ruby
You forgot one: He is absolutely beautiful 🙂
Ashlee
You are seriously the cutest thing on the planet! I stumbled across your blog this morning and i'm glad I did! I'm adding you to my google reader! xox
Missie Krissie
Well, obviously! What other conclusion could one draw from so many hard facts. The question is what now? Will you be raising him on humans or go the more socially accepted way (and the dreamy Edward's way) of animals? With those eyes I'm pretty sure he could lure any unsuspecting passerby into his trap!
Yeah… good luck with that! lol
Ali Rockwell
Ha. I love it 🙂
Jessica
OMG that is so funny!!! When you said the "sick as Bella part" I literally laughed out loud! Good start to my day!
ps. I am TOTALLY obsessed with Edward…just ask my husband…
Shelley
Ahhh!!! That's hillarious!
Sarah @ The Bird's Papaya
you're hilarious.
seriously.
as if you just edited fangs onto your son.
I love it.
Kristyn @ Good Gravy Crafts
i am laughing so hard right now!
xx-Kristyn
mommatojoa
LOL! This made me chuckle.
What a great way for me to start the day, reading this post.
He is too dang cute!
stephanie
It's obvious.
LOVE the pciture.
booturtle
Nice! And I must agree that babies/kids are freakishly strong. I had no idea until I had a few of my own.
{just.lovely.things}
how does he do with garlic and daylight? =)
Courtney
That is so hilarious!
You've mentioned before that he has a sleep disorder. Do you mind if I ask what it is? I've been following your blog for a little over a month, and I love it!
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That's hilarious! Better not take him out in the sun…just in case!
Amie @ Kitty Cats and Airplanes
Ahahaha! I almost "liked" this post but then I realized I wasn't on facebook. So, here I am telling you that I like it.
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ha ha ha ha
Stephanie
BWAH ha ha ha ha ha!! How cute, thanks for the laugh!!
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hahahahahah, I just laughed for forever after reading. You are so funny.
Life with the Websters!
He sure is a beautiful vampire baby! And his momma is absolutely hilarious!
Michelle From Life Buy The Beach
i'm hoping when his teeth are in and he starts eating better that he switch to the other team. Jacob fan and the biggest Baby W fan on earth
hotpantsâ„¢
Well, I obviously love this post.
Kara @ Mine for the Making
hahahhahhhahahhahhahaha!
Peanut Stitches
Haha, as long as his eyes don't turn black, I think that you will be ok!
Ashley
Hahahaha best post eva!!! Xoxoxo
Jessica & Tracie
His skin is totally twinkling! I about died laughing reading this and my girls and hubby both look over at me like I'm a crazy person! haha ROFL
Love and Hugs, Jess
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Jessica & Tracie
His skin is totally twinkling! I about died laughing reading this and my girls and hubby both look over at me like I'm a crazy person! haha ROFL
Love and Hugs, Jess
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Diana
hahaha! Except he's a LOT cuter than Edward 🙂
Kassi @ Truly Lovely
What a sweet little vamp. he would be though!! 🙂
The Miller Family
HA! How funny. Now the hard part is figuring out who is cuter… I think Baby W is my winner!
The Girly Tomboy
ha ha ha! why are babies teeth so sharp? I was really sad to stop nursing at 8 months, then my son got teeth and I was so grateful. lol
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Mindie Hilton
How funny, I have 2 boys, one 8 and one will be 2 in April. We are all pale, and my toddler has issues with food too and sometimes bites, but not hard. Too cute, both of those boys above. Secret time, I don't claim a side, but I have Edward ring tones on my phone. 😉
You have really inspired me. Today on my own blog I posted some jewelry I made, hope you will check it out, being the Queen of such things. You rock.
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The Hansen's
<3 this post, thanks for the smile 🙂
stephaniegiese
lol, that was too cute!
also, I wanted to let you know that I gave you an award today. Come check it out if you get a chance:
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Lexie Loo & Dylan Too
That's hilarious!!!
Lexie Loo & Dylan Too
That's hilarious!!!
Jessie K
Awww, c'mon! I'm totally Team Jacob here! I mean, why would you someone cold?? Warm is sooooo much better! Talk about a hottie…! 😉
PS Just to throw in a little philosophy here, I think Edward represents your head (cool, logical thinking) and Jacob is your heart (hot, passionate, follow your feelings). That's my 2 cents anyway! 😀
PeaceLoveApplesauce
Awwe!! And he's the cutest vampire baby eva!!
Jessi J.
(laughs) that is awesome. In a "I've needed a good laugh all day, and that caught me off guard" kind of awesome… thanks for the needed laugh ashley!!
Heather :: AFD Jewelry ::
Hahahaha!! Funniest post ever!
Mama Jill
This is HIlarious! I totally understand too… My son is almost all of those things too… hmmm…My son is super buff…. maybe he is jacob
Sarah
HAHA! This TOTALLY made my day!!!!!!!! 🙂
but just to let you know… i'm 100000000% team jacob :)(but i STILL laughed my head off!)
Debbie - Families and Literacy
Hmm… I'm thinking those teeth are 'shopped! 😉
Larissa
this is absolutely hysterical! totally made me giggle out loud.
Eat.Sleep.Create.
elise
The boy's a stud.
MELISSA
he is gorgeous(im talking about that baby:)
btw, im going to forever 21 tonight!!! yahooooooo!!!
Truthful Mommy
What an adorable little baby!I think much cuter than Pattinson:)Happy Friday!
Aubrey
and this is yet another reason that I {love} you.
Nina @ Momma Go Round
Dying…this is hilarious! Well the Baby W I know and love gives me hugs and kisses. Sorry, no vampire. But W is much cuter!
Amy
Oh, but they are both soooo cute! Irresistable. 😉
Amy
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Renee
But he's just too cute to be an Edward
The Zeediks
HYSTERICAL!! Honestly, I am with you 100% So is he the only one, or are you? or Ben? or is he like reneseme? I'm so intruigued!!
Jelena
Hi Ashley,
I found your blog few days ago and —-it's great! It is refreshing to read accounts of "real mama" with ups and downs. I am not Big on leaving comments, but just wanted to say that I will keep on reading it from now on!
HERVE LEGER
“Women really dress based on their body shape. For example, Herve Leger Dresses I’m very athletic.