Dear Pioneer Woman’s Chocolate Sheet Cake,
We cannot be friends.
I do not trust myself alone with you.
I knew you would be good, but I didn’t know you would be that good.
But I suppose a recipe that calls for four sticks of butter and a pound of powdered sugar is bound to be life altering.
I will never be able to enjoy a Costco chocolate cake again.
Thanks a lot.
Sincerely,
LMM
No worries, I washed my hands after I licked the bowl clean.
What’s that, MORE butter you say…
And a mountain of powdered sugar surrounded by a mote of boiling chocolate…Willy Wonka, eat your heart out.
I suggest immediately filling the bowl with water, as to prevent you from devouring every last drop of cake batter. Maybe throw in some dish soap just to be sure.
Then check on the baby to make sure he isn’t standing on the back of the couch. Yep, pants removed, just as I suspected.
Off to make her Comfort Meatballs and Home Style Mashed Potatoes,
and then hop into a pair of pants with an elastic waistband.
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