That One Time I Drank From a Bottle

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Did I ever tell you about that one time a while back when I was fed a bottle by my husband in the middle of the night?

No, I haven’t?
Well, you’re in for a treat.

It had to be around 2:00 am, back when Wesley’s sleep apnea was still pretty bad.
He slept in our bed a lot in those days, curled up and cozied in between us.
And when he would wake up with hysterical cries, the only thing that ever ended up calming him was a bottle.
Needless to say, we got pretty used to the bottle routine.
You may even say that we could do it in our sleep.

And perhaps that can explain why on the night that Ben was on Wesley duty…
And I heard him start to whimper by my side…
And I felt Ben scoot out of bed to get a bottle from the kitchen…
Well, I didn’t think twice.
Instead, I fell back into a deep deep sleep–trusting Ben had everything under control.

That is until I semi-awoke to the awkwardly comforting sensation of a bottle of milk being placed directly into my mouth…
And I don’t remember pushing it away–for a little bit, at least.
Instead I drifted back off into dreamland.

It wasn’t until Ben and I were standing in the bathroom the next morning,
both brushing our teeth at our respective sinks…
When mid brush we both made eye contact and…

Me: Did you…
Ben: What?
Me: Did you feed me a bottle last night?

And then we hysterically laughed for a good 20 minutes.
We’re blaming this one on sleep deprivation.

Ashley Stock
I'm Ashley. Sometimes I craft, occasionally I cook, everyday I write, and I'm always Momma. This is my blog. I keep it real while still seeing the rainbows and butterflies in all of life's lessons.
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Comments

  1. Haha oh my god! That’s too funny! It’s crazy the things you will do when you are half asleep!

  2. Priceless!!!!

  3. I might have just burst out laughing in my office at work… too funny!!

  4. Oh my gosh that is hilarious!!!

  5. Kristen W says:

    LOL… That’s hysterical!

  6. That is too funny! It’s interesting what lack of sleep will make you do. :)

  7. Thanks for laugh!

  8. Krissa G says:

    And this is one of the many reasons I love your blog and am hooked on it!!!

  9. lol that is hilarious!!!!!! oh my! thanks for sharing, I got a good laugh :-)

  10. oh my goodness! hilarious!!!!

  11. LOL; that is the funniest thing I heard all day. Still laughing!

  12. Oh my gosh Ashley, I never knew this! that is TOO funny!!! I seriously laughed out loud reading that!

  13. Hahahaha, having a child myself, I could not help but laugh out loud! I can totally picture this happening. Thank you for making me smile :)

  14. That was awesome, and hilarious :)

  15. Another other sleep deprived parents can totally relate. HILARIOUS!!

  16. way funny ! when my kiddo was just new my guy reached over in the middle of the night and started swaddling me with the blanket – weird and hilarious all rolled into one !! still cracks me up !

  17. Oh my word! This is just what I needed to read this morning! How hilarious!

  18. hahahha.. I just laughed until I cried. As an overtired mom of a little one.. I totally get it. Thanks for the laugh

  19. hahaah that is amazing!!

  20. That is awesome! I seriously can’t stop laughing. Reading that story made my week! Thanks for making me laugh. :)

  21. Hahaha! That is amazing! I shared that with my hubby and we had a good laugh as well! ;)

  22. Brittney says:

    Soooo funny! You accepted it!!!!

  23. Laughing!

  24. Seriously so funny.

  25. LOL oh my! *giggels*

  26. That One Time I Drank From a Bottle – grow – Little Miss Momma

  27. JennyFur says:

    Can’t.stop.laughing.

  28. That is priceless!

  29. Love this! Thanks for always being so real. Makes me feel like I`m not alone, in the world of parenting. Between, where is Wes` blanket from? It`s darling!

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